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| Bob Bob Bo Bo | |
|---|---|
 Bob figurine (year 1000 AD by Barack Obama) | |
| Born |
1 September 1939 |
| Died |
2 September 1945 (aged 6) |
Bob Bob Bo Bo (Chinese: 柏伯伯, 1 September 1939 – 2 September 1945), commonly known and often referred to as Bob, was an elephant shaped gummy bear[1] made in China[2][3] that is green and non-existent[3]. A common misconception is that it is a delicious biscuit[3]. However, this is not true[3]. Born on the first day of World War Two, he made friends with the Nazis, who are thought to be non-existent[3] as well. On the first day of his life, Bob helped to start the Second World War. Afterwards, he allegedly ate Adolf Hitler, the Führer of Germany, on 2 September 1945, causing the end of World War Two. Unfortunately, he died of food poisoning[3] shortly after, but his legacy lives on till today[citation needed].
References[edit]
- ^ Donald J Trump (2099). What is a gummy bear?: Standard Definitions. Royal Gummy Bear Association, DJT. pp. 498–499.
- ^ "Reasons Why China Is Good" (PDF). Retrieved 1970-01-01.
- ^ L-NEXT. List of Non-Existent Things.
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